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Thank you for being patient with the Mafia. We are now back and ready to fuckin kill. Join our family and be the best in all of elfpack, if not, you are our enemy. Prepare, to simply die.





The Mafia Family





New's on positions!
[Lust] - Don
[Blinded Seraphim] - Vice Don
[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] - Recruiter, Advertiser, and Events Coordinator
[Voice of the Voiceless] - Bar Owner



If you want to join apply to theThe Mafia Family, if questions talk to the Don[Lust] or the Vice Don [Blinded Seraphim]. Please try and make sure you know what you want to specialize in before you apply! Once joined please visit EP Mafia banners and read the rules at EP Mafia rules. Also enjoy some of the new activities around and have fun!
So for those who need baby steps:
1) Read the list of "Available Positions"
2) Figure out what you want to be.
3) Talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




If unsure of where you wish to apply, talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]

If you feel they have not answered you talk to the Don and find out why you are not on the list.






Available Positions


The Elfpack Mafia Hospital Guard
Barman/maid
Entertainment
Weapon expert
(please specify)
Assassin
Spy
Accountant
Prostitute/Hoe
Head Mafia Goon
Dr. Death's assistants
Tracker/Problem solver
Political adviser
Undercover Operator
Getaway Driver
Snitch
Others of Demolition
Smuggling
Medical Assistants
Sweeper



To make sure no one ends up kicked out of the mafia we are asking for the members to be at least 15-16 and fairly mature. We dont want dumbass' running around. Thank you for your time.






The Mafia World

EP Mafia Banners located here.
EP Mafia Photos - The Elfpack Mafia photo gallery.
EP Mafia Rules located here.
Want somewhere to hang out visit the EP Mafia Bar.
EP Mafia War We want war.
Missions? The Elfpack Missions
The Elfpack Mafia Gym
Some one sick or hurt? The Elfpack Mafia Hospital
The strip Club




The Mafia Polls
Vote to help with the growth of the mafia.





Mafia News


[We also need people to suply ][Lust][ with pictures of - You looking mafia tough, being a hot mafia member, your mafia car, and how you love the mafia! Prize's are being decided!]



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Contest!

Starting December 10th until Jan 7th get the best X-mass picture you can, can be dirty, mafia-ish, cute, what ever you think will win the contest!
And then we will start a "trophy room" and you will be the first winner!
See more at Mafia contests



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2006-06-09 [Frosty French Fry]: George Carlin, Dane Cook, Bruce Bruce, Carlos Mencia, Denis Leary, Richard Pryor...prolly more

2006-06-09 [Deadly Pacifist]: Zach Galifianakis, Jim Gaffigan, Jeff Dunham, Gabriel Iglesias, The Amazing Johnathon, Ron White, and Eddie Izzard are all.... great

2006-06-09 [Deadly Pacifist]: o o o and Dat Phan he is great

2006-06-09 [W!ld KAT]: carlos mencia, larry the cable guy, george lopez, jim gaffigan,....uhh,..early bill cosby,...are the best!

2006-06-09 [Kaze]: I prefer waffles.

2006-06-09 [W!ld KAT]: oh really? that's interesting

2006-06-09 [Kaze]: I ... am going to guess nobody's heard of waffles?

2006-06-09 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: pablo francisco, adam ferrara and jimmy dore

2006-06-09 [W!ld KAT]: uhhh,...i dont think so kaze,...

2006-06-10 [Frosty French Fry]: i like waffles...with syrup and butter

2006-06-12 [fazz]: when am i a member

2006-06-12 [Kaze]: After you get a haircut.

2006-06-12 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: damn hippies...

2006-06-12 [Voice of the Voiceless]: peace loving hippie tree hugging people XD

2006-06-12 [Kaze]: Pfft... who needs peace when you have pie.

2006-06-12 [Frosty French Fry]: Or cookies.....

2006-06-12 [Kaze]: Good point. I suppose not everybody can have a peace of the pie.

2006-06-12 [Frosty French Fry]: yep

2006-06-12 [Kaze]: </witty remark>

2006-06-12 [Frosty French Fry]: .........*blink*........Did I miss something?

2006-06-12 [Kaze]: ... "peace" instead of "piece"?

2006-06-12 [Frosty French Fry]: oh wow.....yep..missed it...DER DER DER

2006-06-12 [Lust]: *eats gummybears*

2006-06-12 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *munches on girl scout cookies...made from real girlscouts* ((movie refrence))

2006-06-13 [Frosty French Fry]: When does a cubscout become a boyscout?

2006-06-13 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: as soon as he blows his scouts master

2006-06-13 [Frosty French Fry]: nope...

2006-06-13 [Lust]: o.O

2006-06-13 [Kaze]: Whenever he stops lieing, and that theiving Geppeto gets around to it.

2006-06-13 [Frosty French Fry]: He becomes a boyscout as soon as he eats his first brownie

2006-06-13 [Kaze]: o__o Wow.  .......  WOW.

2006-06-13 [Frosty French Fry]: sick..I know...

2006-06-13 [Kaze]: Not sick: just wow. Like ... like this. http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=193

2006-06-13 [Frosty French Fry]: hahahahahahaha

2006-06-18 [W!ld KAT]: i missed yall sooo much!!!

2006-06-18 [Frosty French Fry]: sure

2006-06-18 [W!ld KAT]: i did!! i missed yall a lot!!

2006-06-18 [Frosty French Fry]: ok

2006-06-18 [W!ld KAT]: rawr, what's wrong hunni?

2006-06-18 [Frosty French Fry]: nothin............sorta...but nothin really

2006-06-18 [W!ld KAT]: lol ok then

2006-06-22 [Frosty French Fry]: so umm....I..hmm........this place....*does CPR on the wiki* DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NUMBER FOR 911????

2006-06-22 [Kaze]: Shit.. I forgot! What's the number for the operator? I don't have time, I'll just have to guess.. oh... 42!

2006-06-22 [W!ld KAT]: that sounds good hurry!!

2006-06-22 [Kaze]: Okay, they told me what you need to do, apparently in this particular emergency you need to hang up and dial the operator. *clicks phone, dials 42 again* this had better work.

2006-06-22 [Frosty French Fry]: SHIT..HURRY HURRY HURRY!!!! *continues CPR* BREATHE DAMNIT, BREEAATHEEE!!!

2006-06-22 [Frosty French Fry]: *pounds on wiki*

2006-06-22 [Eyes of the Reaper]: o.o

2006-06-22 [Kaze]: I'm trying, I'm trying!  They keep telling me to dial the operator! o__o

2006-06-22 [W!ld KAT]: try 911!!

2006-06-22 [Kaze]: They got mad, asked me how to spell wiki, thought for a second, and hung up... I think they're sending a cop car here. <.<;;;

2006-06-22 [Frosty French Fry]: OHHH NOOO!!!!!!!!! NO COPS!!!! NO COPS!!!!  *runs into the wall* *shakes it off and runs out door*

2006-06-22 [Eyes of the Reaper]: O.O

2006-06-22 [W!ld KAT]: way to go kaze! you know he's scared of cops!!

2006-06-22 [Kaze]: Hey, Walls are equally afraid of him as he is of cops.

2006-06-22 [W!ld KAT]: that's true,...*hears sirens* now what are we gonna do?

2006-06-22 [Kaze]: Correction... *handcuffs your foot to the stairs* what are YOU going to do..? *darts off*

2006-06-22 [W!ld KAT]: *smiles as cops walk in* hi there, can you help me? *mutters* i'm gonna kill you kaze,....

2006-06-23 [Frosty French Fry]: haha...*stands on the roof*

2006-06-23 [Wendy]: GAH! What the hell is going on here!?!?!?

2006-06-23 [Frosty French Fry]: hahahaha...it was dying...im trying to save it

2006-06-23 [W!ld KAT]: *ish free of handcuffs and pigs are gone, walks out and looks at matt on roof* you can come down now,....it's safe!

2006-06-23 [Kaze]: *crawls out of fireplace* Well that's good.

2006-06-23 [Frosty French Fry]: *comes down from roof*

2006-06-23 [Kaze]: So.. *coughs* is the wiki alive again..? *prods it with a stick*

2006-06-23 [Frosty French Fry]: I..umm...I dont know.....*pokes it*...im not sure

2006-06-23 [Kaze]: Should we defribulate..?

2006-06-23 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yes, that might bring it back. Do any of us have a defribulator?(sp?)

2006-06-23 [Kaze]: Lets just put a 9-Volt on its tongue..

2006-06-23 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: that, could work too

2006-06-23 [W!ld KAT]: *tackles kaze* that wasn't funny you lil bugger!!

2006-06-23 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *blinks* yes it was

2006-06-23 [W!ld KAT]: *growls at le* i'm glad you think so,.....

2006-06-23 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: that's my job, to ammuse myself

2006-06-23 [W!ld KAT]: well, you're very good at it. *handcuffs kaze to same place on stairs* lets see you have fun with that,...*throws key across room* be careful, he can pick locks, and he'll be pissed

2006-06-23 [Kaze]: Ehm... *shrugs, lifting out the peg from the bannister, sliding the cuff over it, to get the key* There's a difference between picking locks, and shitty stairs.

2006-06-23 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: wow, mad skills

2006-06-23 [Kaze]: *grabs the keys, refixing the cuffs on to the stairs before unlocking them* Word, yo.

2006-06-23 [W!ld KAT]: jerk,...lol, so anyways, what's up?

2006-06-23 [Kaze]: These boxers, they keep riding up. *adjusts pants accordingly*

2006-06-23 [W!ld KAT]: really,...that's,..uhm,..imteresting! lol

2006-06-23 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: wow, my day has just been completed with that knowledge, I may now die happy

2006-06-23 [W!ld KAT]: *laughs* man,...i'm hungry,....

2006-06-23 [Kaze]: You should splurge on our mortal format of the fabled ambrosia, which in english has been translated down to "Waffle"

2006-06-23 [W!ld KAT]: i should, that sounds really good,....but brownies sound good too,...

2006-06-23 [Kaze]: Only if you bake them into waffles, freeze them, then toast them.

2006-06-23 [W!ld KAT]: uhm,...that could, work,...i guess

2006-06-23 [Kaze]: Damned right. :3

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: rawrness

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: ahh!! *hides under couch*

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: *cowers* i'm sorry!!

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: kitty!!

2006-06-24 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *rubs up against your....leg* purrrr

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: awww, *pets the kitty* good kitty

2006-06-24 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *purr purr purr* meow!

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: aww *sits on floor and pets kitty*

2006-06-24 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *purs and rubs against your hand*

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: awww, pretty kitty *runs hand full length of kitty from nose to tail*

2006-06-24 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *purs and rubs hand* meow!

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: *purrs back at kitty*

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: mew

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: wait! good meow or bad meow?

2006-06-24 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: meow, meow me-OW!

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: oook then, no more meowing for me!

2006-06-24 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: meow *purs*

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: *pets kitty*

2006-06-24 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *purs* woof

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: ahh!! *hides under couch*

2006-06-24 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *pokes* meow?

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: *reaches out cautiusly to pet* kitty?

2006-06-24 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *kitty glomps* MEOW!!

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: ahh!! *picks up kitty and hold arms length from my face* now kitty,...

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: *sets kitty in my lap and pets*

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: *pets kitty* good kitty

2006-06-24 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: meow!! *puuuurrrs*

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: yay! i have a kitty! *pets the kitty*

2006-06-24 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *purs and meows*

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: aww, so cute!

2006-06-24 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *rubs head and purs* meow

2006-06-24 [The Darkness of your soul]: ooh a kitty. i love kittys can i pet it

2006-06-24 [The Darkness of your soul]: how rude

2006-06-24 [The Darkness of your soul]: are you a nice cat now?

2006-06-24 [The Darkness of your soul]: grr that mean

2006-06-24 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yeah, i know, I'm Jack's cat

2006-06-24 [The Darkness of your soul]: oh well i can hiss too

2006-06-24 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yeah, most of us can

2006-06-24 [The Darkness of your soul]: are you a killer kitty

2006-06-24 [The Darkness of your soul]: oh

2006-06-24 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yes, I have family in New York and Jersey, I'm set

2006-06-24 [The Darkness of your soul]: sweet

2006-06-24 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: incredibally, and if you ever need a body taken care of, just ask me

2006-06-24 [The Darkness of your soul]: oh thanks i will look into that haha

2006-06-24 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: good idea, very good idea

2006-06-24 [The Darkness of your soul]: but i doubt i will need you but i will remember if i do

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: *ish still petting my kitty* hi darkness

2006-06-24 [The Darkness of your soul]: hello i like the kitty

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: i know! aint the cutest? *scratches under kitties chin*

2006-06-24 [The Darkness of your soul]: yes, yes it is

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: sorry he's so mean, he's very protective,...

2006-06-24 [The Darkness of your soul]: its okay he's not that mean

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: ok! i just dont want anyone mad at him

2006-06-24 [The Darkness of your soul]: no worries i understand

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: coolness! so whats up!

2006-06-24 [The Darkness of your soul]: not much

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: fun fun!!

2006-06-24 [The Darkness of your soul]: yes im talking with myself about spoon murders

2006-06-24 [W!ld KAT]: coolness

2006-06-24 [The Darkness of your soul]: yep

2006-06-25 [W!ld KAT]: rawr

2006-06-25 [W!ld KAT]: kitty! *goes to pet kitty*

2006-06-25 [W!ld KAT]: yay! wait! kitty doesn't have a name,...*funny face whilest i think*

2006-06-25 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *rubs and purrs*

2006-06-26 [W!ld KAT]: *pets and thinks* any ideas yet kitty? or shall i call you fluffy?

2006-06-26 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *meows and purs*

2006-06-26 [W!ld KAT]: i like meow too

2006-06-26 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *pounces and meows*

2006-06-26 [W!ld KAT]: yay!! *calls meow* come here meow, come here boy!

2006-06-26 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *jumps up and meows*

2006-06-26 [Wendy]: Yay! Come over here! *had prepared a tasty white fish while watching*

2006-06-26 [W!ld KAT]: *picks up meow and carries him over to wendy* check that out kitty!

2006-06-26 [Wendy]: YAY! Let's pretty teh kitty! *hands you a brush*

2006-06-26 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *spits out the fish* got beef? erm, i mean...Meow

2006-06-27 [Wendy]: *goes to a Chinese restaurant, a few orders of beef sticks, returns*

2006-06-27 [W!ld KAT]: *brushes kitty while waitin on wendy* aint she sweet?

2006-06-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *purs* alright, enough kitty for now. and yes, the wendy is very sweet, dare I say it, she's badass

2006-06-27 [Wendy]: Shweet! What's really badass is the Transporter sequel.

2006-06-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *gags* just *gags*

2006-06-27 [W!ld KAT]: lol, you ok meow?

2006-06-27 [Wendy]: I thought it was pretty good. Some nice action scenes. Now it's not so memorable the next morning.

2006-06-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *gags on the movie* it was a poorly done sequal, they relied purely on the action, unlike the first one which actually incorporated a plot to it

2006-06-27 [Wendy]: Mmhm. Too much action. It's like, King Kong. It was just Peter Jackson blowing money on special effects just cuz he can.

2006-06-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: ...i liked king kong

2006-06-27 [Wendy]: LOL! This is great!

2006-06-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: sooo, i dont like transporter two because of the overuse of action sequances(but you do) and I like king kong because of the superb special effects, but it's the reason you dont like it...

2006-06-27 [Wendy]: Transporter 2 was nice while it lasted. I prefer more psychological movies, like, the Saw series or the original Psycho. Comedies are teh awesome. I <3 Jim Carrey movies and Robin Williams!

2006-06-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *worships the jim carrey like mad, then Robin Williams on broadway* THEY'RE THE SHIT!! *continues worshipping until I get a nosebleed* oh, and in Ace Ventura, Cannibal Corpse performed, they're jim carrey's favorite band!! *headbangs to the metally goodness*

2006-06-27 [W!ld KAT]: schweet.

2006-06-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: incredibally

2006-06-27 [W!ld KAT]: oh yeah! so what's new love?

2006-06-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: noothen, just doing a lot of reading

2006-06-27 [W!ld KAT]: fun fun love!

2006-06-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yup, i love to read! all of it is about politics

2006-06-27 [W!ld KAT]: ew,...i'm more of a horror/thriller kinda person

2006-06-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: im a history junkie, im taking an AP class next year

2006-06-27 [W!ld KAT]: fun fun, i dont have any history next year

2006-06-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: heh, history is the only subject I actually try in

2006-06-27 [W!ld KAT]: lol, that's me i english

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